doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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