I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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