Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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