is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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