what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
