Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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