The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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