he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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