hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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