Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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