I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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