Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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