We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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