Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Rumble strips road head = magical
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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