She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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