okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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