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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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