What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
