we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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