oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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