I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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