Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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