He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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