i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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