My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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