hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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