The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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