He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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