you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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