what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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