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So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My hand turned me down
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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