forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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