shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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