My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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