I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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