I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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