i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
People in love make me want to vomit
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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