Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
And my parents said I crawled through the house
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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