David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just blew my weed a kiss
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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