so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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