Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I need a beard to bite.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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