New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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