Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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