Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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