I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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