Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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