dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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