why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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