dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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