How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
