peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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