Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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