it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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