You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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