I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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