I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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