This girl is more easily done than said...
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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