they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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