Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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