Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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